Monday, June 27, 2011

Atrophy

A steady stream of tourists are coming through. Most of them meander by, but some linger a few days in the Hills, enjoying the scenery and shops minus the congestion. I think these tourists are the smart ones. They’re the less hard core bikers, usually, and friendly. I’ve already met people from all over the country: Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, California, New York, Illinois, Arkansas, Alabama, Texas, and even Canada and Australia. 

Today a man came in and exclaimed how shocked he was at the normalcy of our town being used to it only during the swarming rally. I was surprised he thought it was “just like a normal town.” Because when I look down Main Street, I see a few T-shirt shops, banks, and bars sandwiched between empty buildings with two or three people strolling down the sidewalks. Hardly thriving; more like dying. 

In my short existence, I’ve seen the rally leach away business after business from my town. Each store opens for a few months, then dejectedly closes it’s doors, poorer for the effort. Afterwards, some wealthy out-of-state gluttons rent the spaces for more than any non-rally affiliated store could muster. So the spaces sit all but a few weeks of the year, empty. And Sturgis’ vitality pathetically drains despite the efforts of city counsel members and citizens to bring some life. In the end, it’s all about money. Sturgis could not survive without the rally; that’s a fact. They’re practically synonymous. And important people get rich off of the rally, so it lives on, unhindered. 

As the progress towards the storm travels forward, I’ll watch and wait. Soon I will see the eye of the shadow that has caused this town to decay with my own eyes, the exposed form of what Sturgis strives to be every other day of the year, barefaced and unashamed.

Monday, June 13, 2011

The First Few Days

I have now been working about two weeks. Some highlights:


One of the slowest days was the day serenaded with eight and a half hours of country radio. In case you were wondering, country radio equals about 4 or 5 songs which are rotated all day. In the words of some country lyric writing genius: "God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy." A nice motto for life don't you think? Thankfully we found the oldies station, never to go back.


I've been working the register a bit. A charming couple from Oklahoma came to the store 3 times in two days. The man and his legit accent made my day. I don't think he ever stopped talking.


My favorite job so far has been dressing stuffed bears. Who wouldn't love playing with soft stuffed animals for your job? I put a chic Sturgis shirt on him (or her, if you prefer) and pierce his/her ear with a price tag. These bears are hip.


I deal with a lot of biker merchandise, obviously. Some of the manly design names of flags, hats, etc include Angry Buffalo, Eagle Attack, and Wolf Rider. If any of you readers wish to send me your artistic interpretation inspired by the preceding design names, feel free! And I will let you know how close you are to the actual ones.
There's an interesting piece of biker clothing called a "Motley Tube." Apparently it has numerous uses including 1.) skullcap, 2.) desert scarf, 3.)pirate headwrap, and 4.) blindfold. So if you ever need to kidnap someone, sail the sea with Jack Sparrow, cross the desert with Hildalgo, or go to a bar mitzvah, a Motley tube has you covered!


But my favorite piece of merchandise is shown below:


They're called "Beverage Babes" and I think they're hideous. I mean haven't you always wanted your can of soda to have breasts? 
Me too.

In Principio...

Sturgis, SD
The purpose of this blog is to chronicle my experience working during the summer of 2011. That may sound rather dull, but it's actually interesting because I am a Sturgis, SD native and having been alive almost a fifth of a century I have never experienced a Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. I will be working at a souvenir shop on Main Street. The Biker culture is not one which I naturally embrace. In fact, I would venture to say that it's pretty opposite of me. I am perhaps one of the most innocent people you have ever known and this is going to be an adventure.